ADDITION TO THE BUCKET LIST

WELL I HAVE FIGURED OUT SOMETHING I CAN ADD AND TAKE OFF OF MY BUCKET LIST. I AM GOING TO SPEND THE NEXT 30 DAYS USING ONLY MY LEFT ARM, TYPE WITH MY LEFT, WRITE WITH MY LEFT, EAT WITH MY LEFT, EVEN SHAMPOO MY HAIR WITH ONLY MY LEFT! WELL ACTUALLY I AM NOT CHOOSING TO DO THIS, IT CHOSE ME. I HAD A SMALL ACCIDENT WHILE SWING DANCING THAT INVOLVED A VERY FAST, VERY UNGRACEFUL FALL, THAT LANDED ME ON TOP OF MY RIGHT ARM AND THEN ON MY TAIL BONE. LUCKILY WE WERE ONLY 4 MILES FROM A HOSPITAL. JAMES RAN OVER AND TOLD OUR FRIENDS THAT I BROKE MY ARM AND THEN HE LEFT ME TO GET THE TRUCK. DAVE AND SHILA STARTED TO LAUGH UNTIL THE SAW HOW DISFIGURED MY ARM WAS. JAMES WAS DRIVING FAST AND IN AND OUT OF SALMON IDAHO TRAFFIC, AS IF I WERE IN LABOR. WE MADE IT TO THE ER AND THE CALLED IN AN ORTHOPOD, HE CAME FROM THE SAME DANCE HALL THAT WE HAD,( HE ACTUALLY SAW ME FALL BUT I GOT RIGHT UP SO HE DIDN'T THINK MUCH OF IT) THE ER NURSE ASKED "SO WHERE WERE YOU?" WELL I WAS AT SOME SMALL DANCE HALL IN SOME SMALL TOWN FOR A RETIREMENT PARTY. THEN SHE ASKED "WHO RETIRED" WELL ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW....SEE OUR FRIEND RON (WHO MARRIED US) WAS PLAYING IN A BAND THAT PLAYED FOR THE PARTY SO JAMES AND I ALONG WITH OUR BEST FRIENDS DAVE AND SHILA WERE KINDA CRASHING IT. SHE STARTS TO LAUGH BY NOW I GUESS ITS NOT REAL COMMON TO CRASH RETIREMENT PARTIES! THEN SHE ASKED "WELL WHAT HAPPENED" SO I HAD TO TELL HER THAT JAMES I WERE DANCING WHEN A JONNY CASH SONG CAME ON, JAMES LOVES JOHNNY CASH SO WE REALLY STARTED MOVING JAMES WAS SWINGING ME AROUND AND THEN BEHIND HIS BACK WHEN I MISSED HIS HAND AND WENT FLYING BACK LANDING ON MY RIGHT ARM, LUCKILY WE WERE IN SALMON AND THEY WERE ABLE TO SET IT AGAIN WITH OUT SURGERY.

IN THE MEAN TIME IT REALLY SUCKS ONLY HAVING MY LEFT ARM, I AM SO THANKFUL FOR JAMES HE HAS BEEN A REAL TROOPER HE HAS TO PRETTY MUCH HAD TO DO IT ALL INLUDING DRESS ME AND DO MOST OF THE HOUSE CHORES. I'LL ADD PICTURES SOON WHEN MY HUNNY GETS TIME TO HELP ME UP LOAD THEM!